But you want to protect yourself at all times,

你得随时保护自己
or before you know it, you'll be getting your nurples purpled.

不然不知什么时候你的双乳就会被辱
And you have not known shame

你不会理解那种耻辱
until you have to write the word "Nurple" on an insurance form.

直到你得在保单上写"残乳"二字
- Ha-ha. Nice backpack. - Kim, you hear that?

-书包挺好看 -金姆听到了吗
A girl giving another girl a compliment is never sincere.

一个女生给另一个女生的评价永远没诚意
No one ever had a nice backpack. Come on!

天下没有好看的书包跟我来
There's gonna be a girl fight, and you are gonna break it up.

女生们要打架你得劝下来
Girls are the most brutal.

女生是最残忍的
Get in there, drop an expression of dominance on them.

冲进去让她们知道谁是老大
I like to throw a little Batman voice in there,

我一般爱用蝙蝠侠的声音
really send the message home.

特别有效果