来自《废柴联盟 第4季 第1集 第1集》

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  I just need a minute.
  给我一分钟
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  * This is my show *
  *我的节目我做主*
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  * It's about me *
  *节目内容*
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  * And all my friends on Abed TV *
  *我和朋友们的二三事 就在阿布TV*
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  * My happy place, nothing but fun *
  *我的快乐小世界 只见欢乐满天下*
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  * Nothing but laughs and smiles and then we rerun *
  *欢声笑语无止尽 笑语欢声不停歇*
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  * For those times when life's too hard to face *
  *操蛋人生浑不怕*
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  * I'll find some happy in my happy place *
  *我在乐园笑哈哈*
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  Abed's Happy Community College Show is
  《阿布蒂废柴联盟欢乐秀》
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  filmed before a live audience inside of my head.
  现场摄制于本人脑内剧场观众席前
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  I can't believe we're finally getting into this class.
  真不敢相信我们终于能上这门课了
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  I can't believe there's a class called
  我也不敢相信居然有门课叫