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Fellas, I hate to tell you, wishes aren't real.
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If you want something bad, you have to work for it.
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Or use a spell.
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All of our wishes come true.
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Last year, Troy wished
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we got Bin Laden and the Dorito Taco.
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Yeah, but Obama got credit for both.
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Could you wish for Jeff to be on time for once?
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No. No wasting wishes on impossibilities.
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We have to make this year count,
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especially since it's the last one.
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Oh, no, is all this for "The History of Ice Cream"?