Don't be absurd, Jeffrey.

别瞎寻思了杰夫瑞
I want success for all Greendale students.

我愿格林德尔所有的学生都获得成功
Oh, really? Then answer me this.

是吗那你倒是回答我
What happened to the other history class?

其他的历史课都哪儿去了
What other history class?

什么其他的历史课
The second history class, the one that actually taught history,

第二门历史课真正教授历史的那个
that disappeared from the schedule after I took summer classes.

我上完暑期班就从课表上消失的课
You're telling yourself a fantasy.

你这纯属意淫
Who really made those counterfeited ice cream tickets?

究竟是谁伪造了冰激凌历史选课申请卡
Who's so good that they got your handwriting

是谁把你的笔迹模仿得惟妙惟肖
with its hearts and flourishes?

连小心心和小花纹都学会了
Oh, God, you're right.

天哪你猜对了