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an at-home tanning bed,
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and a bidet, son!
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But this morning,
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Melanie gave me a bunch of apartment listings.
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She wants to find a new place. That wasn't the dealio.
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The plan was to have her weave herself
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into the fabric that is my awesomeness.
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Okay, well, Dutch, relationships are about compromise.
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Exactly.
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Hey, maybe you can convince her to compromise
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and move in with me!
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She trusts you, Cam! You're like her gay best work friend.