Hey, oh, how did it go?

情况如何？
Um, not so good.

不是太好
He walked me to the subway and said, "We should do this again."

他送我到地铁站并且说〝我们该再这么做〞
- Ouch. - What? He said, "We should do it again."

什么？他说〝我们该再这么做〞
That's good, right?

那是件好事吧
Uh, no. Loosely translated, "We should do this again," means:

不，简单地翻译〝我们该再这么做〞是指
"You will never see me naked."

〝你再也看不到我的裸体〞
Since when?

从什么时候开始？
Since always. It's, like, dating language.

一直都是这样，那是种约会语言
You know, like, "It's not you," means, "It is you."

〝那与你无关〞意思是〝全都是你的错〞
"You're such a nice guy," means:

〝你是个好人〞意思是
"I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics...

〝我要跟穿着皮衣的酒鬼约会