From the nursery rhyme.

童谣里的歌词
"There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile...

〝有个坏男人，带着坏坏的笑容
...who lived in a shoe for a while..."

他在鞋子里住了一阵子〞
So I think Alan...

我想亚伦
...will become the yardstick...

成为标杆
...against which all future boyfriends will be measured.

用来评估你未来所有的男朋友
What future boyfriends?

什么未来的男朋友？
No, no. I think this could be, you know, "it."

不，我想就是他了
- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- 真的吗？ - 对
I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone.

我会嫁给他，因为他的表情跟大卫赫索霍夫一样
You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right?

你们知道我在派对上会怎么做吧？
- You know what I like most about him? - What?

- 你们知道我最喜欢他哪一点吗？ - 什么？