If only he were a woman.

可惜他不是女人
Yeah.

对
CHANDLER: Oh, Lamb Chop.

羊排
How old is that sock?

那只袜子有多旧了？
If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too.

如果我手里套着袜子三十年它也会说话
Okay, I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

好吧，我想有人该换尼古丁贴片了
Hey.

嘿
Where's Joey?

乔伊人呢？
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.

乔伊吃掉我最后一块口香糖我杀了他
Do you think that was wrong?

你觉得那是不对的吗？
- I think he's across the hall. - Thanks.

- 我想他在对面 - 谢谢
There you go.

好了