Your baby?

什么叫你的孩子
Yeah. I wanna keep it.

就是我孩子我要养她
You do?

真的假的
Yeah.

当真
Oh, I was just doing some research online.

我还上网研究了
You might want to eat something called folic acid,

你最好吃点叶酸什么的
- Or the baby could have a weird head. - You can't be serious.

-不然孩子的头会长得很奇怪 -你不是认真的吧
There is no way we are raising a baby together.

我才不可能跟你一起养孩子呢
Then I'll do it myself.

那我就自己养
Oh, please. You can't do that.

拜托轮不着你管这事儿
Well, uh, legally...

其实从法律上讲...
He can.

轮得着他