Too hot. Too dark. Too sweet--

太火热了太黑了太贴心了
Unless you're talking about me.

好像在形容我自己一样
- Listen, Thomas-- - Tucker.

-我说托马斯 -是塔克尔
Thomas Tucker. I like it.

托马斯·塔克尔我喜欢这名字
Good alliteration.

都是t发音开头
Thanks for hanging out while I got my makeup done.

多谢你能在我弄完造型后还特意跑来
Technically I'm not allowed around the other female employees.

严格来说我不能接近其他女员工
If you ask me, those chicks in legal are being a little sexist.

至于原因嘛我只能说那些妞们有点性别歧视
I am happy to help.

我很乐意效劳
- So I was wondering if I could-- - Talk to me.

-那我能不能... -说吧
The cover? All right!

拿我做封面吗没问题啊
How compromising?

有多么毁我名声