It goes out into the universe to all these faceless people,

就会让全世界的匿名者看到
And you can pretend that they're hanging on your every word.

你就可以想象他们竟不放过你的只字片语
Well, that's deep. You should tweet that.

太深奥了你应该把这话放到微博上
"Way ahead of you, I told him."

"要说在你们前面我告诉他"
You just need to shake things up a bit.

你只需稍作改变
You know, when I get into a rut,

当我感到枯燥无味的时候
I whip out my naughty underwear.

我就会展示我的俏皮内衣
It makes me feel sexy... until about 4:00,

那会让我感觉很性感直到大约4点
When I realize no one's ever gonna see it.

当我发现压根儿没人会注意
The only time I have for just me is my drive to and from work.

我唯一能支配的时间就是来回工作的路上
How am I supposed to shake that up?

我怎么指望在那段时间有所改变
Oh, god! This is so good! Ohh! Ohh!

天呐太棒了