and I have a strict "You break it, you buy it" policy

我的原则是弄坏了就得赔
on everything, and, honey, I mean everything.

什么事都这样任何事
See these? Fake.

看到了吗假的
Yeah, my ex-boyfriend entered me in a foxy boxing competition,

我前男友把我弄进一场女子拳击赛
and the bitch who knocked these out paid the ultimate price.

那个打掉我牙齿的贱货付出了巨大的代价
She died in her sleep. I think it was karma.

她在睡觉的时候挂了这就是报应
You know, or maybe it was just her time.

不过也可能刚好她时间到了
Point taken. Time to go taste some freedom.

懂了现在去爽一会
Yeah, bike's okay.

车子没事
My whole right side kept it from hitting the ground.

我自己做了人肉盾牌所以它免遭侵害
You okay? I'd give you a shoulder to cry on--

你还好吧我很想借你个肩膀靠着哭
You know, if I had one.

可惜我肩膀太窄了