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Nonsense-- these little geeks are going to be working
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till the wee hours to get ready for Phenomi-con.
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If you want to maximize production,
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you have to incentivize!
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Ergonomic chairs.
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Monitors with glare filters to reduce eye strain.
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Ludwig will make drinks to order
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and give everything a double shot of guarana.
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The DJ has been instructed to give a steady, driving beat.
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And there's a pound of cocaine on the kitchen counter.
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Kidding.
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I just hope this works.