I incinerated them.

都烤成焦炭了
I can't do this.

我没法干了
Why am I even bothering with this huge, over-the-top extravaganza

为什么明明知道孩子们都不喜欢
when I know the kids are dreading it?

我还要为了这顿盛大过头的圣诞餐瞎操心
They're--they're probably making fun of me right now

他们现在他们可能正取笑我呢
for how I cram Christmas down their throats.

笑我要如何把圣诞大餐塞进他们的喉咙
For 2 cents, I'd chuck it all and--and--and--

我恨不得把它们全扔了然后然后
And what?

然后什么
I don't know.

我不知道
If I knew, maybe I'd do it.

如果我知道可能我就去做了
Okay. Then, uh... close your eyes

好吧那么闭上你的眼睛
and visualize what it is you'd rather be doing.

构想一下你要做什么