because I'm sick and tired of everyone thinking

因为我痛恨大家都觉得
- That scotty and I aren't a real family. - oh,my god.

-斯科特和我不算真正的家庭 -天呐
Did you just play the gay card?

你居然打出"同志牌"
Because you come from the most loving, liberal family known to man.

你生活在一个充满爱与自由家庭
Mom couldn't be more gay friendly if she twirled a baton

妈妈向来支持同志自由她就差没扮成雪儿
up Santa Monica boulevard in a Cher costume.

在圣莫尼卡大道上为同志权益高呼了
If you're so tolerant, let me do Christmas.

要是你真如此心胸宽广就让我来举办圣诞聚餐
Did it ever occur to you

难道你从来没想过
that I need to show my son that we are still a family

我需要让我儿子感受到家的温暖
after everything that we've been through?

毕竟去年我们经历了那么大的变故
I'm not allowed to use the gay card,

我不能打"同志牌"
But you're allowed to pull the widow card?

你却可以打"寡妇牌"