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This is harder in your 40s.
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I mean, I'm exhausted,
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and when you were a baby, I was too dumb to care.
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I used to tell you to go hide, and instead of looking for you,
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I'd watch TV and call my girlfriends.
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Well, that explains my deep distrust towards women.
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Don't ever lose that, buddy. It's a gift.
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Stan should be sleeping now, but genius here
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gave him chocolate-covered espresso beans.
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I thought they were raisins.
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And I wanted him to like me.
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How are we gonna tire him out without having