That's why my parents burned all my graduation gifts

所以我爸妈在后院吃烧烤的地方
in the backyard barbecue pit.

把我的毕业礼物全烧了
Okay. Uh, this is an open bar, though, right?

好吧这酒吧对所有人开放吧
Yep, I already checked.

开放我查过了
Oh, Meredith. We got you a present.

对了梅瑞迪丝给你带了礼物
Did not want your birthday to go unrecognized.

可不能忘了你的生日
Oh, God, it is my birthday, isn't it?

天哪还真是我生日啊
I just keep forgetting.

我老是忘
We all pitched in.

大家凑钱买的
Except for Irene, who's still in Reno at the Ferret Nationals,

除了艾琳她还在里诺的全国雪貂联盟
whatever that is.

谁知道是什么玩意
I hope everyone realizes how important

希望大家知道