Except for Irene, who's still in Reno at the Ferret Nationals,

除了艾琳她还在里诺的全国雪貂联盟
whatever that is.

谁知道是什么玩意
I hope everyone realizes how important

希望大家知道
this party is to Kim, and shows up,

这对金姆有多重要
and aren't disappointed that it's not on a boat.

来了发现不是游艇也不要失望
Michael and I showed up for my Semester at Sea,

我和迈克去海上学府[在邮轮上]报到
and it was moved to a double-wide trailer in a parking lot

发现由于经费问题上课地点改到了
next to the football stadium because of budget reasons.

足球场边一辆加宽的大拖车上
It was a wonderful four months.

可那四个月还是很开心
Check it out, guys! A piñata!

大伙快看小糖马
I know what you're thinking.

我知道你想什么
Yes, I made it by hand, and yes,

没错是我手工做的没错