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Ma'am, I ran it three times and then I called the bank.
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May I try another card?
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Of course you may. Will you just give me a moment?
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- Hello? - It's me.
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I've been trying to call you, but you turned your cell off.
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Because I'm in a lovely restaurant having a lovely meal
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that I can't pay for.
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- Well, did you order already? - I ate already.
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Look, the credit card company called my mom.
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I mean, they said there was unusual activity on my card.
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- I bought shoes! - Well, I didn't know that.
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And then my mom started asking all these questions