You know, I'm actually feeling a little guilty

知道吗其实我有点内疚
Because last night you left your purse here,

昨晚你把包落在这里
and then when the pizza man I came, I was $2 short,

送批萨的来时我缺2元零钱
- So I took it from you. - 2 bucks. Big deal.

-从你这里拿了 -两块钱小事
I also took a pack of gum, a lipstick

我还拿了包口香糖一支唇膏
and, uh, 28 other dollars. I was going out to get wine.

以及28块钱出去买酒了
You stole from me to support a drinking habit?

你偷我钱买酒喝
I am so proud of you.

我真为你感到骄傲
Well, I thought you would be.

我就知道你会
No. Please tell me you did not wear that T-shirt out.

不会吧别告诉我你穿那件T恤出门了
- You're welcome. - Andy, I'm sure that you heard that last week

-谢谢夸奖 -安迪你肯定听说