You're not? See, that's why you're so great.

不惊讶吗？这就是你棒的地方
Actually, it's quite typical behavior...

当群体动力失调时
...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.

这是很平常的反应
You know, this kind of codependent...

这种相互依赖…
...emotionally stunted...

情绪障碍
...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups...

坐在那家烂咖啡屋拿着又大又蠢的咖啡杯
...which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them.

或许还有乳头在上面
And you're all like, "Oh, define me. Define me.

你们都会说：〝噢，定义我的性格定义我的性格
Love me. I need love."

爱我，我需要爱〞
So you talked to your dad, huh?

你和你爸谈过了？
Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on Ma, like she wanted.

对，他要以我妈希望的方式继续对我妈劈腿
Ma's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does.

我妈要继续假装她一无所知