来自《冰与火之歌：权力的游戏 第1季 第6集 第6集》

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  When I was 10 I stuffed my uncle's boots with goatshit.
  我十岁的时候 向叔叔的靴子里塞过羊粪
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  When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire.
  当罪行败露后 我推给了一个侍从
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  Poor boy was flogged
  那可怜的孩子挨了鞭子
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  and I escaped justice.
  我则逃过了处罚
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  When I was 12
  十二岁的时候
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  I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
  我把精液射进了一锅甲鱼汤
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  I flogged the one-eyed snake.
  我猛抽这条独眼小蛇
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  I skinned my sausage.
  然后撸起包皮
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  I made the bald man cry
  任秃头汉热泪喷涌
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  into the turtle stew,
  直接灌进甲鱼汤
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  which I do believe my sister ate.
  那锅甲鱼肯定进了我老姐的肚子
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  At least I hope she did.
  至少我希望是她吃了