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If we had a yard,
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I'd do it there, but we don't.
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Get off your high horse.
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Why don't you grow some alley pumpkins?
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I want land!
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I'm a gardener trapped in the body of an urban restaurateur.
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I have ground beef under my fingernails, but it should be...
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ground beef and dirt!
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Mike, I know you're just the mailman,
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but I can't help thinking you did this.
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Sure, blame me for this, but you never thank me
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for the letters I don't deliver.