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This is Russell Borchert, computer genius,
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Anti-deodorant activist, and millionaire.
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He was rich for having invented the 9-track cassette,
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which the 8-track industry paid to keep quiet.
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He funneled that wealth into a computer school called Greendale,
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Where he obsessively pursued a new project,
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a machine that can process feelings.
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He apparently used nothing but gold to assemble his circuitry,
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Believing it to be a better conductor of human emotion.