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Guess what, everyone?
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I have a secret.
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You're a woman trapped in a man's body?
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No.
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You're a man trapped in a woman's body?
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You're a little boy trapped in a little girl's body?
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I am a man in a man's body.
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We're not talking about your night life.
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I have discovered something
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when going over the employee applications.
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Okay, perhaps I never worked at
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the Waldorf Astoria,