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I don't like birthdays. I don't even know when mine is.
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My mom narrowed it down to a two-week window in June.
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But you are Caroline's BFF.
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And it is BFF's job to throw friend a party.
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Han, I don't have enough money to throw a party.
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I don't even have enough money to throw a baseball.
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You have money. You be her BFF.
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I already have a BFF-- Jamarcus.
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And my last birthday,
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he threw me a sick surprise party.
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You must think BFF stands for "Barely Freaking Friends",
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because there's no way you're down