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Max
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I'm so excited for this party.
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I wore my loose clothing so I can dance all night.
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God, I cannot take this party pressure.
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I'm just going to go in the back
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and run a can opener across my wrist.
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Oh, Max. I'm sure you did a great job.
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You know, as long as you have a DJ,
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some champagne, and a psychic.
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No, no, and no.
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I got some balloons, a hummus tray,
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and possibly Earl.