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I saved up, and I got these done for my man.
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He says they make me look like Alicia Keys
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meets Ed Norton in American History X.
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How sweet.
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Ah, yo. What's your man in for?
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My man's in for possession of a sweet, sweet ass.
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He makes that joke every time.
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He's not my man, actually. He's my dad.
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Oh, so you're a freak.
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That's all right. I don't judge.
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You see a name tag on me that says "Judy"?
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Oh, look. We just passed a Carvel.