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Just needed you to sign this.
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Okay.
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Let's just...Give this a little look-a-roo.
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"Request for increased security."
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"Cool new uniforms." I like that.
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"Power to enact martial law," Not so much.
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"Indefinite detention, pepper spray,
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Involuntary cavity searches-- no soft-serve"?
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All liquids and gels must be in sealed bottles
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No larger than 3 ounces.
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I'm sorry, Chang, this stuff is too extreme.
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This is a community college, not an inner-city high school.