来自《新飞跃比弗利 第5季 第17集 第17集》

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  Okay, obviously I didn't marry you,
  好吧 显然 我没有嫁给你
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  so please tell me what the hell happened last night.
  所以拜托你告诉我昨晚到底发生了什么
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  I'm not surprised you don't remember.
  你不记得我并不惊讶
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  You were fairly obliterated when you called.
  你打给我时已经相当神志不清了
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  - I called you? -From a convenience store.
  -我打给过你吗 -在一个便利店打的
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  You were crying into a pint of butter pecan,
  你在对着一罐奶酪胡桃哭泣
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  so I drove over, and we talked,
  于是我就开车过去 我们聊了聊
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  and then you got married to yourself.
  然后你嫁给了 你自己
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  I married myself?
  我嫁给了我自己
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  Well, I guess it makes a sad kind of sense.
  虽然很可悲 但这倒是说得通了
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  I must have realized no one else
  我一定是意识到了不会再有人
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  would want to be with a failure like me.
  愿意娶我这样失败的人了