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I tried to go out last night, be the old Naomi,
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young, carefree, fun.
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But instead, I ended up
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drunk, bitter, watching First Wives Club
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with a bunch of other divorcées.
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And I might as well tattoo the big "D"
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right here on my forehead.
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First of all, you have been divorced for,
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like, ten minutes,
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and you need to stop beating the crap out of yourself.
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You are young and strong and beautiful and smart.
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And you've got your whole life ahead of you.