Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty?

对吧？悲观先生
Oh, my God. Oh.

天啊
Is today the 20th? October 20th?

今天是十月二十日？
- I was hoping you wouldn't remember. - Oh.

我还希望你不会记得
What's wrong with the 20th?

二十日有什么问题？
Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone?

离万圣节还有十一天？所有的好服装都被租走了？
Today's the day Carol and I...

今天是卡萝跟我
...first consummated...

第一次发生
...our physical relationship.

生理关系的日子
We had sex.

我们上床了
You know what? I better pass on the game.

你知道吗？我不想看比赛
I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

我打算回家想我的前妻跟她的同性恋爱人