Great, they're stuck to the bench.

这下好了他们会被尿冻在板凳上
Go get the windshield scraper.

去拿刮刀救他们吧
Reading Us Weekly, Earl?

在读《美国周刊》杂志吗厄尔
Ooh, "Stars. They're just like us."

"明星与凡人没有不同"
Well, if they're just like us,

如果真的跟我们一样
where's the picture of them turning their underwear inside out?

那他们把内裤由里翻外穿的照片在哪呢
Caroline left it in the men's room.

卡洛琳把这杂志忘在男厕里的
And as I said that out loud,

现在我说出来自己听到
I realized that I must have been in the ladies' room.

我才发现是我跑错进女厕了
I can't see, Max.

麦克斯我快瞎了
Max, I've got some exciting news!

麦克斯我有令人兴奋的好消息
Eh, I vowed I'd never get excited about anything again

在我看完上一部《夺宝奇兵》电影后