That's insane.

太丧心病狂了
That's something an insane person would do.

只有丧心病狂的人才干得出这种事
Knuckleheads, focus.

天然呆们注意听
Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date.

第一项格林德尔的学生普查资料都过期了
Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?

布雷塔阿布蒂你俩能合作搞定不
Give you a chance to squash this beef.

给你俩一个握手言和的机会
Next, the Midterm Dance is tonight.

第二项期中舞会今晚举行
Who wants to be on the decorating committee?

谁想加入筹备委员会呀
- Fine, I'll do it. - I'll do it.

-行我做 -我也做
- I will be on that committee. - Me too.

-我也要进委员会 -我也是
Are you guys volunteering because you think I'll do all the work?

你们这么积极是觉得我会把所有活全包圆是吧
- I wouldn't. - No. Not at all.

-不是啊 -哪有才不是咧