Now how can I do that

面临这种情况
when I'm dealing with this?

人家怎么才能做到呢
They want their porn unblocked.

他们想取消色情网站拦截
Then they'll give you your board.

才能帮你搞布告板
That's what that was? How did you know?

居然是这个意思你怎么知道的
Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?

你当警察的时候研究扫黄吗
- Something like that. - So he wants a bribe.

-差不多吧 -他想要贿赂
Welcome to the labyrinth, kid.

欢迎来到魔幻迷宫小朋友
Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here.

唯一的区别是没有木偶和双性摇滚明星
And at the center of it all, if you're lucky,

如你幸运的话在迷宫中心
a piece of cork and a few pins.

会有一块木板和一些钉子
So what, is it worth it?

那又如何值得吗