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Do you know where my department's power
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comes from, Miss Edison?
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- Parking spaces. - Wrong.
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There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times,
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but not one single parking department.
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My power comes from a scarcity of parking,
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just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs.
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And you know what takes my power away?
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Carpools.
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Carpools organized through ride shares.
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Ride shares posted on bulletin boards,
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You can take the books off your head