I see a lot of confused young faces out there.

我看见下面有很多困惑的年轻人
Hey, trust me, kids. Floppy disks really did used to be floppy.

相信我软盘在当时真的是当软盘用的
Ok, now it's my turn.

好轮到我了
Oh, my God!

上帝啊
Two days ago, the head that once belonged to

两天前这个曾属于23岁的
23-year-old Wade Burke rolled out of a time capsule

韦德·伯克的头颅从科罗拉多州布朗森温泉镇的
in Bronson Springs, Colorado,

一个时间舱里滚了出来
And I know--I know this is hardly news--

我也知道这算不上什么新闻
the video we are now watching

我们看到的这段视频
has already had 1.3 million views online.

在网上已经突破了130万的点击量
We're being called in on a cold case?

给我们安排了一个老案子吗
Sadly, no, because as of two hours ago,

可惜不是两个小时之前