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How so?
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How so is that while Wade was away in college,
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he had 6--6 cases of public intoxication,
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including one involving a hit-and-run with a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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Why wasn't any of that on his record?
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Because daddy's big fat bank account comes with a big fat eraser,
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so anytime Wade did something wrong,
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it just got swept under the rug.
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No pun intended. Get it?
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Because the Burke family business is rug manufacturing.
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So carpet--sweeping it under the--
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Yeah, got it, Garcia.