Why wasn't any of that on his record?

为什么他的记录里什么都没写
Because daddy's big fat bank account comes with a big fat eraser,

因为有个富得流油的老爸给他擦屁股
so anytime Wade did something wrong,

只要韦德出了岔子
it just got swept under the rug.

就直接扫到地毯下面去[掩盖事实]
No pun intended. Get it?

这可不是双关语
Because the Burke family business is rug manufacturing.

伯克的家族企业是制造地毯的
So carpet--sweeping it under the--

所以地毯扫到它下面
Yeah, got it, Garcia.

我们明白了加西亚
Ok.

好吧
That would explain why his father kept him on a short leash.

所以他父亲把他盯得很紧
Thanks, Morgan.

谢谢摩根
Morgan says the M.E. confirmed that

摩根说法医已确认