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Josh, no woman wants to be proposed to
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after being a werewolf all night.
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What this is gonna be your story?
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This is what she's gonna tell her grandkids?
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"Josh proposed while I was naked and beat-up looking
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"with a little bit of my feces smeared on me."
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I'll stay flexible.
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Dude, don't.
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I spent all night last night looking at the full moon,
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thinking to myself:
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"Oh my God. I'm so lucky I got my life back."
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I have Nora. I don't mop urine anymore.