Han, just because you can take advantage of a business situation,

阿憨虽然你有商机可以趁机捞一笔
doesn't mean you should.

但也不能趁火打劫呀
It is law of supply and demand.

这是供求法则
Fine, then I demand you roll back the price on the supply.

那我要求[需求]你改回原价
Come on Han, don't be so 1% about it.

阿憨别在这种时候当1%的人啊
You think occupy Wall Street was a big deal?

你觉得99%党占领华尔街那事严重吗
Wait till you see occupy tampon.

"占领卫生棉"可是有过之无不及哦
We only protest once a month,

女人虽然每个月只抗议一次
but it's an intense five to seven days.

可一抗议就是群情激昂的五到七天哦
Got it. Found the milk.

搞定找到牛奶了
And I found it even faster than the butter.

速度比找黄油快多了
You know they're not hiding it from you.

商品又没有跟你玩躲猫猫