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I woke up fascinated by the concept of coupons.
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So I did some research.
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I found this woman online
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who calls herself the Williamsburg Coupon Queen.
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Only she calls them "Cue-pons."
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Is that the correct way to pronounce it?
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Eh, I'm gonna go with her way
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after all, she is the queen.
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Canned pumpkin?
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Ten cans, double coupon, five cents each.
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Great, 'cause I'm always lying in bed at night
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thinking I wish I could crack open a can of pumpkin.