A pretty pineapple daisy says so much more than cash in a card.

一朵凤梨雕的雏菊比贺卡夹现金有意义多了
And it's for 40% off the regular price.

而且能打六折呢
That's perfect because my mom was 40% off a regular mom.

太巧了我妈也是个六折妈
And Max, I do have something else for you in this bag.

麦克斯袋子里还有要给你的小礼物哦
Somet'hing that'll make you very happy.

你见了包准欣喜若狂哟
Canned yams for when I get tired of canned pumpkin?

开腻南瓜罐后换口味的地瓜罐吗
Better, look.

比那个还棒你瞧
Look out, Han Lee.

接招吧李憨
I'm about to get my tamp on.

老娘要"棉"起抗战啦
Well well, if it isn't everything that's wrong with the current economy,

唉居然有人穿小男孩的低领毛衣
in a boys' v-neck sweater.

世界经济的萧条可见一斑呀
Oh, what do you think you are doing?

哎呀你这是在干嘛呢