That's a keshame.

真是"科耻"啊
In the Lifetime movie version,

如果这是生活台的剧
this is where they take you away as an unfit mother.

剧情便是你这个不称职的母亲被带走了
And I don't cry.

然后我完全无动于衷
I'm sorry, but I just saw

对不起嘛可我看到
that all these cake mix cue-pons expire today.

这些蛋糕粉折"家"券今天到期
I'll be real quick.

我很快就搞定
Ten minutes, in and out.

进去出来只要10分钟
If I had a cue-pon for every time I heard that from a guy.

每次有男的这么说我能拿折"家"券的话...
Here, start going through these papers

给翻翻这报纸
and look for the cake mix double cue-pon.

找找里面送的双倍蛋糕粉折"家"券
If I combine these with the in-store bonus,

如果用双倍折价再加上店内返现