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Okay, friends,
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I am so glad you are here to celebrate.
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Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,
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and another successful year of refuge from them!
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These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered.
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They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.
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And they are wearing less clothing,
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allowing more movement to strangle us
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or cut open our heads and put candy in them.
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But they will never find us here.
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Evil villain, you will never win!
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Okey-doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.