that makes you who you are.

造就了今天的你
Someone who fights for a box of tampons

会为了一盒卫生棉条
and fights for a horse's feelings

或一匹马的感受而奋战
and even fights for a box of cake mix

甚至当有朋友深陷折价券不能自拔时
when a friend in the middle of a cue-Ponzi panic, asks her to.

你甚至还会为了一盒蛋糕粉代友出征
This is the part in the lifetime movie version

如果这是生活台的剧那剧情就是
where I get up to pee.

我该起身尿尿了
I don't know who you're kidding.

我不知道你想骗谁
You watch the entire movie and then you cry.

剧情应该是你看完整部电影然后你号啕大哭
Listen to her, Chestnut.

瞧她那口气栗宝
She thinks she has me all figured out.

她自以为多了解我
What she doesn't know is that when it comes to the cupcakes,

她不知道其实小蛋糕我还留了一手