I've never said that in my life. Bleh, bleh-bleh

我这辈子都没那么说过话吓死你
I don't know where that comes from.

都不知道人们怎么杜撰的
Can I just ask, what exactly is this place?

我能问这到底是什么地方吗
What is this place?

这是什么地方
It's a place I built for all those monsters out there,

这是我为外面那些怪物所建的避难所
lurking in the shadows, hiding from the persecution of humankind.

使他们能隐藏在黑暗中躲避人类的迫害
A place for them and their families to come to and be themselves.

这里能让他们和家人休闲娱乐
A place void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs.

这里没有火把干草叉和愤怒的人群
A place of peace, relaxation

一个远离纷争
and tranquility.

宁静祥和的地方
Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters?

不错嘛这么说这里是怪物旅店咯
Yes, exactly. "A hotel for monsters." Way to sum it up.

没错怪物旅店可以这么说