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You ever wonder why I never ask you to go fishing?
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You got the attention span of a gnat.
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Remember that summer Uncle Jim offered me
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a job as a telemarketer in Jersey?
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I am still amazed you were able
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to resist the allure of hustling aluminum siding.
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Yeah, that took guts.
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That was the same summer you told me
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you were going to take the cop test.
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Remember what I said?
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"Never buy aluminum siding
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from a company with no fixed address"?