who hogs the spotlight and eats all the lasagna.

霸住聚光灯不放而且吃掉了所有的意面
I get it. You're jealous of me.

我知道了你在嫉妒我
- What? Why? - I don't know.

-什么为什么 -我不知道
Maybe because when I put on these skinny jeans,

也许是因为我穿了这条紧身牛仔裤
my ass looks like a baby pumpkin.

让我的屁股看起来很翘
Or maybe because I'm not a small-nippled, credit-hogging jag

也许因为我不是某位小乳头男专抢别人功劳
who only knows three power chords.

自己却只知道三种强力和弦
My band, my song!

我的乐队我的歌
- You can't... - You want that?

-你不能 -你想要这样?
Huh, Pierce? How you like that?

皮尔斯爽了吗
You get on that horse.

拽个屁啊
Pierce, did you just defend my honor?

皮尔斯你刚才是在维护我的尊严吗