you don't get a diamond, you just get a turd

你得不到钻石依然是一陀屎
with less direction in life.

因为你毫无生活目标
Thanks, coach. Can you turn the TV back on?

谢谢教练能把电视打开吗
- Faucets. - Italian faucets, handcrafted.

-水龙头 -意大利水龙头手工制造
These look like... wait...

这看上去好像等等
I made this notch to indicate optimal cleansing temperature

我在这里做了个标记表示混合性皮肤的
for combination skin.

最佳清洗水温
These were mine?

这是我的?
For a fancy condo, you've got awful security.

对一个高级公寓而言保安措施太糟糕了
Install those in a new apartment

把它装在你的新公寓
so that every day when you're spending way too much time on your hair,

这样你每天用大量的时间弄头发时
you can look down and think,

你可以看着它然后想